John Simpson
| Season | Team | GP | Sacks | Ints | TD Passes | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring 2024 Indoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter 2024 Indoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 16 |
| Fall 2023 Indoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Summer 2023 Outdoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Indoor 2023 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2023 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2022 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer 2022 Outdoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
| Spring 2022 Indoor | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2022 | Suckskatchewan | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2022 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2021 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2021 | Suckskatchewan | 5 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2021 | Suckskatchewan | 9 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| Summer Outdoor 2020 | Suckskatchewan | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2020 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2020 | Suckskatch2wan | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| Winter Indoor 2020 | Suckskatchew1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| Fall Indoor 2019 | Payworks | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchew1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2019 | Suckskatchewan | 12 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 6 |
| Spring Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Spring Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchew1 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchew1 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 |
| Winter Indoor 2019 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 |
| Fall Indoor 2018 | Suckskatchew1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 |
| Fall Indoor 2018 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2018 | Suckskatchewan | 13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
| Spring Indoor 2018 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Indoor 2018 | Suckskatch2wan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Indoor 2018 | Suckskatchew1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2018 | Suckskatch2wan | 5 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2018 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 5 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Fall Indoor 2017 | Suckskatchewan Seniors | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2017 | Suckskatch2wan | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2017 | Suckskatchewan | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Indoor 2017 | suckskatchewan 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2017 | suckskatchewan 2 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2016 | suckskatchewan 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2016 | Suckskatchewan | 11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 |
| Spring Indoor 2016 | Suckskatchewan | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Winter Indoor 2016 | The Dude Abides | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Indoor 2015 | The Dude Abides | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2015 | Uncle Rico's Football Academy | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 |
| Winter Indoor 2015 | Goal Line Guardians | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Fall Indoor 2014 | Goal Line Guardians | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12 |
| Summer Outdoor 2014 | Too Old For This Sh!t | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
| Spring Indoor 2014 | one bourbon one scotch and one beer | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| Winter Indoor 2014 | Goal Line Guardians | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Indoor 2013 | Goal Line Guardians | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Outdoor 2013 | Manchild United FC | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 |
| Winter Indoor 2013 | Goal Line Guardians | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| Fall Indoor 2012 | Rolling 7's | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Outdoor 2012 | Rolling 7's | 14 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| Career Totals | GP | Sacks | Ints | TD Passes | Pts | |
| 267 | 53 | 53 | 1 | 202 | ||