John Schaefer
| Season | Team | GP | Sacks | Ints | TD Passes | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Outdoor 2019 | Super Smashed Bros | 8 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 30 |
| Summer Outdoor 2018 | Super Smashed Bros | 16 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 23 |
| Summer Outdoor 2017 | Dammit Donald! | 18 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 89 |
| Winter Indoor 2017 | Dammit Donald! | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 31 |
| Fall Indoor 2016 | Dammit Donald! | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 |
| Summer Outdoor 2016 | Dammit Donald! | 16 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 108 |
| Winter Indoor 2016 | Dammit Donald! | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 24 |
| Fall Indoor 2015 | Dammit Donald! | 5 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 13 |
| Summer Outdoor 2015 | Dammit Donald! | 14 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 101 |
| Winter Indoor 2015 | Dammit Donald! | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 56 |
| Career Totals | GP | Sacks | Ints | TD Passes | Pts | |
| 97 | 1 | 58 | 0 | 483 | ||