PIT TOUCH and FLAG FOOTBALL in WINNIPEG MANITOBA - FOOTBALL!

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Playoffs begin Friday May 5th and and wrap up Saturday May 13th (Summer season starts a little over a week later!).

Please understand, we cannot take playoff schedule requests (everyone knew when playoffs were!) and we are only taking into consideration the conflicts listed on the original schedule request forms if possible. If players from other teams were added during the season, we cannot include those conflicts (it is too difficult already to work around the conflicts listed!). A complete list of tiebreakers can be found here: https://pit.redzoneleagues.com/menu/league-rules-policies

Coed 1:
Coed Guardians (1) vs Looking to Score (4)
FSP (2) vs Assassins Legends (3)
A three-way tie was broken using head-to-head plus/minus. FSP takes second spot (+12), Assassins Legends (-9), Looking to Score (-3). Once the first tiebreaker is decided, we revert to head-to-head with Assassins kill shotting Looking to Score. Amazing coed Div 1 run!

Coed 2:
Here for the Football (1) vs Please Lettuce Win (4)
Here for More Football (2) vs Unnecessary Ruff-Ness (3)
The Lettuce wraps are relegated from Division 1 and will be the bottom seed for Division 2. Here for the Football takes top seed over their sister (same?!?) team due to their harder strength of schedule.

Coed 3:
Running Pylons (1) vs Army-Dillos (2)
The Running Pylons were relegated to division 3 due to their head-to-head loss in which they were Unnecessary Roughed up.

Flag:
Beer Leaguers (1) bye
Gladiators (2) vs Knights (3)
Knights move to Flag due to their crossover agreement prior to the start of the season. Kudos to the Knights!

Division 1:
Seafood City (1) vs Peg City (4)
Hunger James (2) vs Gummy Bears
Seafood City takes the top seed by having the better +/- in games against common opponents. May the odds be ever in their favor.

Division 2:
Ducks (1) vs MennoKnights (4)
North Bay Elites (2) vs MonStars (3)

Division 3:
Illegitimate Children of North Bay (1) vs Results are In (4)
Cocaine Bears (2) vs Bags of Milk (3)
Cocaine Bears take the second seed because Cocaine is better than Milk.

Division 4:
TBA – there is some Milk going bad in this division.

Division 5:
Gym Class Heroes (1) vs South Park Cows (4)
Avengers (2) vs Awesome Luck (2)
Gym Class Heroes takes the top seed because Marvel Phase V (and Phase IV) are no longer canon. Stop spending your money seeing those movies.

Division 6:
Undecided

Division 7:
Turf Dawgs (1) vs Pajama Kings (4)
Wickermen (2) vs VaudeVillians (3)
Best division ever??? Five teams all tied at 3-2. This has only occurred one other time in 15 years! Lots to unpack since all teams were also 2-2 head-to-head. Head-to-head plus/minus was used to break the first tiebreaker with Turf Dawgs finishing first (+43). We now take Turf Dawgs out of the equation and revert to the first tiebreaker. Two of the four remaining teams were now 2-1, two were 1-2. Wickermen and Vaudevillians move on with those 2-1 records, with Wickermen finishing second due to their head-to-head victory over the VaudeVillians. With those teams now removed we finished with Pajama Kings taking the fourth seed by virtue of their head-to-head victory over the Bat. Unfortunately for the Gotham Knights, the powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure.

Division 8:
Andryis Dream Team (1) vs North Bay OG (4)
Bleue’s Clueless (2) vs Game of Zones (3)
No tiebreakers? We likey.

Division 9:
Down 4 Football (1) vs Venum (4)
Where’s the Speed (2) vs Necessary Roughness (3)
No tiebreakers again? Life is easy.

Division 10:
Past Our Bedtimes (1) vs Post Dig Picks (4)
Age Against (2) vs Washington Foreskins (3)
Doh. Life is hard again. Three teams all tied for second through fourth. Head-to-head plus/minus would break the tie with Age Against coming out ahead (+2); Washington (+1), Post Dig (-3) – amazing parity! Washington finishes third by defeating the veined ones in the final game of the season. When was the last time a Washington football team beat anyone?!?

Division 11:
Fake TDs No Punts (1) vs Make Football Not Warcraft (4)
Manitoba Moose (2) vs Dragins (3)
Parity reigns! Three teams at 3-2 and three teams at 2-3! Let’s start at the top. Fake TDs takes the top seed due to their better plus/minus (+40). Manitoba Moose finish second by defeating the Dragins heads-up, who in turn finish third. Make Football not Warcraft finish fourth as they had the best head-to-head plus minus compared to 2 Banda 2 Makers and Young Wild and Free. We should run this division back next Fall!

Division 12:
Undecided – Regular season games remain.

Division 13:
Undecided – Regular season games remain.

Division 14:
Beers, Girls, Football (1) vs Slap Fights (4)
Sober Bros (2) vs Ball Handlers (3)
Four teams tied at 2-3 however two of those teams had 2-1 head-to-head records, while the others 1-2. Slap Fights and Ball Handlers will move on due to having the better head-to-head records. Ball Handlers finish third as they slapped the taste out of the Slap Fights in the regular season.

Division 15:
Coco Melon (1) vs Chanticleers (4)
Athletes Foot (2) vs Diamond Hands (3)
Three-way tie for third through fifth! Diamond Hands finishes third as they defeated both Chanticleers and Gotham Knights OG during the regular season. Chanticleers takes the final seed as the Gotham Knights merely adopted the dark. The Chanticleers were born in it, moulded by it. The Chanticleers didn't see the light until there were already a man, by then it was nothing to them but blinding!

Division 16:
Rat Salad (1) vs Crusty Crusaders (4)
Bomber Boyz (2) vs All Day (3)
All Day finishes third as they defeated both the Crusty Crusaders and One Boubon in the regular season. The Crusted ones take the final seed after chugging the bottle of Bourbon in the regular season.

Good luck to all teams in their quest for championship glory!

The PIT Crew

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The regular season is now complete!

Playoffs begin Friday May 5th and and wrap up Saturday May 13th (Summer season starts a little over a week later!).

Please understand, we cannot take playoff schedule requests (everyone knew when playoffs were!) and we are only taking into consideration the conflicts listed on the original schedule request forms if possible. If players from other teams were added during the season, we cannot include those conflicts (it is too difficult already to work around the conflicts listed!). A complete list of tiebreakers can be found here: https://pit.redzoneleagues.com/menu/league-rules-policies

Coed 1:
Coed Guardians (1) vs Looking to Score (4)
FSP (2) vs Assassins Legends (3)
A three-way tie was broken using head-to-head plus/minus. FSP takes second spot (+12), Assassins Legends (-9), Looking to Score (-3). Once the first tiebreaker is decided, we revert to head-to-head with Assassins kill shotting Looking to Score. Amazing coed Div 1 run!

Coed 2:
Here for the Football (1) vs Please Lettuce Win (4)
Here for More Football (2) vs Unnecessary Ruff-Ness (3)
The Lettuce wraps are relegated from Division 1 and will be the bottom seed for Division 2. Here for the Football takes top seed over their sister (same?!?) team due to their harder strength of schedule.

Coed 3:
Running Pylons (1) vs Army-Dillos (2)
The Running Pylons were relegated to division 3 due to their head-to-head loss in which they were Unnecessary Roughed up.

Flag:
Beer Leaguers (1) bye
Gladiators (2) vs Knights (3)
Knights move to Flag due to their crossover agreement prior to the start of the season. Kudos to the Knights!

Division 1:
Seafood City (1) vs Peg City (4)
Hunger James (2) vs Gummy Bears
Seafood City takes the top seed by having the better +/- in games against common opponents. May the odds be ever in their favor.

Division 2:
Ducks (1) vs MennoKnights (4)
North Bay Elites (2) vs MonStars (3)

Division 3:
Illegitimate Children of North Bay (1) vs Results are In (4)
Cocaine Bears (2) vs Bags of Milk (3)
Cocaine Bears take the second seed because Cocaine is better than Milk.

Division 4:
TBA – there is some Milk going bad in this division.

Division 5:
Gym Class Heroes (1) vs South Park Cows (4)
Avengers (2) vs Awesome Luck (2)
Gym Class Heroes takes the top seed because Marvel Phase V (and Phase IV) are no longer canon. Stop spending your money seeing those movies.

Division 6:
Trailer Park Boyz (1) vs Meme Team (4)
Fast Finishers (2) vs D3F (3)
Another remarkable division down to the wire! Four teams tied with identical 2-3 records for third through sixth. Two teams did finish 2-1 in those head-to-head matchups and would go through. Both Meme Team and D3F had positive records. D3F defeated Meme Team to take third spot head-to-head. Ideally no collusion!

Division 7:
Turf Dawgs (1) vs Pajama Kings (4)
Wickermen (2) vs VaudeVillians (3)
Best division ever??? Five teams all tied at 3-2. This has only occurred one other time in 15 years! Lots to unpack since all teams were also 2-2 head-to-head. Head-to-head plus/minus was used to break the first tiebreaker with Turf Dawgs finishing first (+43). We now take Turf Dawgs out of the equation and revert to the first tiebreaker. Two of the four remaining teams were now 2-1, two were 1-2. Wickermen and Vaudevillians move on with those 2-1 records, with Wickermen finishing second due to their head-to-head victory over the VaudeVillians. With those teams now removed we finished with Pajama Kings taking the fourth seed by virtue of their head-to-head victory over the Bat. Unfortunately for the Gotham Knights, the powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure.

Division 8:
Andryis Dream Team (1) vs North Bay OG (4)
Bleue’s Clueless (2) vs Game of Zones (3)
No tiebreakers? We likey.

Division 9:
Down 4 Football (1) vs Venum (4)
Where’s the Speed (2) vs Necessary Roughness (3)
No tiebreakers again? Life is easy.

Division 10:
Past Our Bedtimes (1) vs Post Dig Picks (4)
Age Against (2) vs Washington Foreskins (3)
Doh. Life is hard again. Three teams all tied for second through fourth. Head-to-head plus/minus would break the tie with Age Against coming out ahead (+2); Washington (+1), Post Dig (-3) – amazing parity! Washington finishes third by defeating the veined ones in the final game of the season. When was the last time a Washington football team beat anyone?!?

Division 11:
Fake TDs No Punts (1) vs Make Football Not Warcraft (4)
Manitoba Moose (2) vs Dragins (3)
Parity reigns! Three teams at 3-2 and three teams at 2-3! Let’s start at the top. Fake TDs takes the top seed due to their better plus/minus (+40). Manitoba Moose finish second by defeating the Dragins heads-up, who in turn finish third. Make Football not Warcraft finish fourth as they had the best head-to-head plus minus compared to 2 Banda 2 Makers and Young Wild and Free. We should run this division back next Fall!

Division 12:
Gutshots (1) vs Stone Cold Killas
Honeysuckle Football Boyz (2) vs American Nightmares (3)
More craziness on the last night as the top three teams finished 3-2 and the next three teams 2-3. We love it when these divisions play out like this - but hate the tiebreaker math! Let's start at the top. Gutshots take the regulars season crown with their best +/- in head-to-head games (+11) compared to Honeysuckle (-2) and American Nightmares (-1). Honeysuckle finishes second due to their head-to-head victory over American Nightmares. Stone Cold Killas capture the final playoff spot with the best +/- in head-to-head games (+15) compared to FlyEaglesFly (+3) and Show Us Your TDs (-18).

Division 13:
Moneyball (1) vs Banda Makers (4)
Ninja Turtles (2) vs Valour Ballers (3)
Ninja Turtles run it back against Valour Ballers again Saturday after their 1-point victory head-to-head Friday. Banda is Made as they defeated 431 Shootaz heads up.

Division 14:
Beers, Girls, Football (1) vs Slap Fights (4)
Sober Bros (2) vs Ball Handlers (3)
Four teams tied at 2-3 however two of those teams had 2-1 head-to-head records, while the others 1-2. Slap Fights and Ball Handlers will move on due to having the better head-to-head records. Ball Handlers finish third as they slapped the taste out of the Slap Fights in the regular season.

Division 15:
Coco Melon (1) vs Chanticleers (4)
Athletes Foot (2) vs Diamond Hands (3)
Three-way tie for third through fifth! Diamond Hands finishes third as they defeated both Chanticleers and Gotham Knights OG during the regular season. Chanticleers takes the final seed as the Gotham Knights merely adopted the dark. The Chanticleers were born in it, moulded by it. The Chanticleers didn't see the light until there were already a man, by then it was nothing to them but blinding!

Division 16:
Rat Salad (1) vs Crusty Crusaders (4)
Bomber Boyz (2) vs All Day (3)
All Day finishes third as they defeated both the Crusty Crusaders and One Boubon in the regular season. The Crusted ones take the final seed after chugging the bottle of Bourbon in the regular season.

Good luck to all teams in their quest for championship glory!

The PIT Crew