How to survive Assiniboine Park Deer

First have the right equipment

Find some open space

Blow up soccer nets

Secure a perimeter

Create a defense position

That usually takes a while...

Camoulage is always good

Ideally have some sort of transportation

Mark your territory

Create a permimeter

Outlines at Assiniboine are always fun!

Set up guards

Watch out for mad deer!

Set up a series of symbols...

...for which to communicate to others

Lay down the ground work

Search and rescue from above

Do enough hash...

...so that deers look like this

Ensure you work is done properly

Sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labour

Assiniboine Park Deer is lined to perfection

Three more weeks of the best located field in the city

Enjoy it...

...before the deers come out!