Everyone is running to check out Assiniboine Park

Assiniboine Park Field Before

Curiousity killed ... the whatever the hell those things are?

Soccer net removal service

Dragging those damn nets away

Into the trees with you

Polar bear agrees that soccer takes up too many fields

Cutting the grass to make room for football dimensions

Measuring out the field

Then putting down the lines

Get off our field mini-kangaroo!

... and stay away from our hash

Putting down the player boxes

Getting sunny

Welcome to your nightmare

Putting down the numbers

And directional arrows

Porcupine-thingy is intrigued

Assiniboine Park Deer after

Bring your ladies down to watch football...

...and the deer

...unless our guard cat gets to them first.