What does soccer have to do with Aldgate?

All seems good at first glance.

Scott starts to mark out the field

Wait, what the hell is that??

God Dammit. How does the city f@ck up so often?

If soccer was about this...

...or this, I wouldn't complain

Time to fix the problem that the city created.

Marking out some end zones

Painting over the original (crooked) lines & bring them up to PIT standards

The first lines at Aldgate start to go down

Goal line looking good

Putting down the five yard increments

Doing some hash

Burning the goal posts down